Supreme Court Yanks Power from Agencies, Because Why Not?
The Supreme Court just decided that judges, not agencies, should have the final say on federal regulations. In a 6-3 ruling, they tossed out "Chevron deference," a 40-year-old doctrine that let agencies interpret ambiguous laws. So, get ready for your local judge to decide on complicated issues like environmental policies and health regulations, because who needs experts? This should streamline things real nicely, don't you think? Read more.
Biden’s Debate Disaster: Assisted Living Residents Not Impressed
President Biden's latest debate performance was so underwhelming that it left residents of an assisted living facility questioning if he should even be running. Apparently, the highlight of the night was not his policies, but the grim reactions of senior citizens watching him flounder. If you thought Biden was bad, imagine how the folks who have seen it all feel. Read more.
Avocado Apocalypse: US Halts Inspections in Mexico
In a plot twist no one saw coming, the US has stopped inspecting avocados in Mexico after two USDA employees were assaulted. That’s right, your guac might be in jeopardy because apparently, avocados are now a contact sport. Time to hoard those green goodies before prices skyrocket. Read more.
Economy Teeters: Biden’s Tariff Tango Raises Prices
President Biden's economic policies, including higher tariffs on steel and autos, are pushing consumer prices higher. Despite attempting to win over voters by canceling student debt, the inflation tide isn’t budging. It's like trying to command the ocean to recede by yelling at it—good luck with that. Read more.
Jobs Galore, But Who’s Really Winning?
The latest employment report shows nonfarm payrolls increased by 272,000 in May, but the unemployment rate remains stuck at 4%. While sectors like healthcare and hospitality are adding jobs, wages just aren’t keeping pace with inflation. So, more people are working, but everyone’s still feeling broke. Progress, right? Read more.
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